How are you all doing this weekend? Excited about Britney being freed or Steve Bannon being indicted or some combination of the two?
You know what I've got for you all this morning? No, it is not a recording of the time I sang a Folger's jingle for some guy trying to sell a Folger's jingle (I do not actually know what happened to that, but I got paid, so ...) to Folger's. It is the theme song to the Sweet Valley High audiobooks. For years, the world made me think I made this song up, until my former boss at The Frisky was like "Oh no, that absolutely was a thing" and then we finally found it on YouTube at some point.
It is a terrible song, but also it is hilarious. Enjoy!
Sweet Valley High - "Sweet Valley High" Original Theme Song (Audio Cassette Book) www.youtube.com
I hope you enjoyed that and that it will inspire some lovely convos among many of you about how Enid was the worst.
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